Looking back over the years,
At the laughter & the tears,
A Viking warrior, and a minion,
It was fun, in my opinion!
No longer married, a fresh start,
With your little barn, and your big heart,
You’ll fare well no matter what,
With all the great friends you have got
So happy birthday and god speed,
I hope you have what you need,
To make your birthday lots of fun,
I suggest vodka, and some rum!
Friday, August 21, 2009
August 25, Scott birthday
Happy Birthday dear Scott,
An old man you’re still not,
But you’re on your way there
- How is the grey hair?!
Just kidding my friend,
We’ll stay young till the end,
And with Wendy by your side,
It’ll be a great ride!
So I hope you have a great day,
And have fun, come what may,
With a drop of Whisky & some beer,
Much fine food and good cheer!
An old man you’re still not,
But you’re on your way there
- How is the grey hair?!
Just kidding my friend,
We’ll stay young till the end,
And with Wendy by your side,
It’ll be a great ride!
So I hope you have a great day,
And have fun, come what may,
With a drop of Whisky & some beer,
Much fine food and good cheer!
August 21, Auntie Anne birthday
If we’re lucky, Soph & I
Maybe next year, you will fly
To Vancouver, out to play
It will be so very gay!
Perhaps we can get Mumsy as well,
That would be really swell!
We’d laugh & joke, and drink lots of wine,
And in our hearts, all would be fine!
So Happy Birthday AA,
What else is there to say?
Have a wonderful day, you’re a fabulous Aunt,
But sadly right now, visit, I can’t
So from over here, on the West Coast,
On your birthday, I’ll raise to you a toast,
To a great day and a wonderful year,
I hope it’s full of lots of good cheer!
Maybe next year, you will fly
To Vancouver, out to play
It will be so very gay!
Perhaps we can get Mumsy as well,
That would be really swell!
We’d laugh & joke, and drink lots of wine,
And in our hearts, all would be fine!
So Happy Birthday AA,
What else is there to say?
Have a wonderful day, you’re a fabulous Aunt,
But sadly right now, visit, I can’t
So from over here, on the West Coast,
On your birthday, I’ll raise to you a toast,
To a great day and a wonderful year,
I hope it’s full of lots of good cheer!
August 11, Bella birthday
Oh Bella Bella, my little Cinderella,
Teaching kiddies, who knew? And English too!
Another birthday is here, and someone isn’t near,
Second year in a row, becoming habit, I know.
Maybe soon you’ll indulge me, and to Canada you will come,
Perhaps for a cruise, imagine: You, me and Mum!
Spotting the whales, the icebergs and so,
On an adventure to Alaska, we all could go.
But that’s all in the future, and your special day is now,
I want to celebrate from here, but the question is how?!
Drink a few Martinis, perhaps a bottle of champagne?
Sophie will join me, she’ll never complain!
But as for you, will you hide away?
Or let your sisters make a fuss, on this magical day?
Whatever you do, know this for sure,
I’ll be thinking of you, as the champagne I pour….!
Teaching kiddies, who knew? And English too!
Another birthday is here, and someone isn’t near,
Second year in a row, becoming habit, I know.
Maybe soon you’ll indulge me, and to Canada you will come,
Perhaps for a cruise, imagine: You, me and Mum!
Spotting the whales, the icebergs and so,
On an adventure to Alaska, we all could go.
But that’s all in the future, and your special day is now,
I want to celebrate from here, but the question is how?!
Drink a few Martinis, perhaps a bottle of champagne?
Sophie will join me, she’ll never complain!
But as for you, will you hide away?
Or let your sisters make a fuss, on this magical day?
Whatever you do, know this for sure,
I’ll be thinking of you, as the champagne I pour….!
August 6, Angela birthday
Another Birthday, another year,
Another drink, another cheer!
A few glasses of wine,
Good friends and good times!
You deserve all that and more,
Coz you’re great, that’s for sure,
So, much love and best wishes,
And from afar, many kisses!
Mwah!
July 29, Pauline Birthday
Cracking your eggs,
And your whip too,
Keeping Grampy in line
– he’s a handful it’s true!
So many operations
Such a troublesome year,
But you’re always smiling
With a cup of tea and good cheer!
So wishing you a great birthday
And fun times the year through,
For a very special person,
And that person is you!
And your whip too,
Keeping Grampy in line
– he’s a handful it’s true!
So many operations
Such a troublesome year,
But you’re always smiling
With a cup of tea and good cheer!
So wishing you a great birthday
And fun times the year through,
For a very special person,
And that person is you!
June 15, Father’s Day card to Dad…
Daddy Dearest, a Happy father’s Day to you,
On this special day, what are you going to do?
Some DIY or gardening? Enjoy a glass of wine?
Perhaps on a cake from Selina you will dine?!
Just 1 more week until your wishes come true,
And I, your favourite daughter, will be there with you
Until then, raise a glass (but save some for me!)
And toast to food times, and your fab family!
On this special day, what are you going to do?
Some DIY or gardening? Enjoy a glass of wine?
Perhaps on a cake from Selina you will dine?!
Just 1 more week until your wishes come true,
And I, your favourite daughter, will be there with you
Until then, raise a glass (but save some for me!)
And toast to food times, and your fab family!
May 21, First skunk of the year, an e-mail to Deawun
I escaped the little bugger
He didn’t get me this time
But the bugger’s a fucker
This was just the first sign……..
He didn’t get me this time
But the bugger’s a fucker
This was just the first sign……..
May 8, Card to nephew
Ethan James, my favourite little man,
Cheerleads like a champion, and soon, maybe the Can-Can?!
So talented and so much fun
You are the best, my lovely one!
Getting bigger and playing football,
Hopefully, doing well in school?
More importantly, being a great brother,
Look after Ebony, if no other
Can’t wait to see you at the end of June,
It really cannot come around too soon
We’ll eat ice-cream and play in the park,
Just a few more sleeps, and the fun will start!
Cheerleads like a champion, and soon, maybe the Can-Can?!
So talented and so much fun
You are the best, my lovely one!
Getting bigger and playing football,
Hopefully, doing well in school?
More importantly, being a great brother,
Look after Ebony, if no other
Can’t wait to see you at the end of June,
It really cannot come around too soon
We’ll eat ice-cream and play in the park,
Just a few more sleeps, and the fun will start!
May 8, Card to niece
To the loveliest niece in the world
You are such a fabulous girl!
Getting much bigger since I’ve been gone
Her beautiful blond hair growing so long
Auntie still misses you everyday
Until home, I will come to stay
And whether it be this year or the one after,
In the end, we’ll have our fun and laughter!
So keep smiling your lovely smile,
And in just a little while
Hugs and kisses we’ll have together
And we’ll be happy, whatever the weather!
You are such a fabulous girl!
Getting much bigger since I’ve been gone
Her beautiful blond hair growing so long
Auntie still misses you everyday
Until home, I will come to stay
And whether it be this year or the one after,
In the end, we’ll have our fun and laughter!
So keep smiling your lovely smile,
And in just a little while
Hugs and kisses we’ll have together
And we’ll be happy, whatever the weather!
May 7, Vanessa’s b-day….
Happy Birthday Vanessa
You could have been a Contessa
But you came to Canada, to the sea
To live the good life, just like me!
Another birthday, another year
And there’s nothing left to fear
With Graeme by your side
You’re in for a fun ride
So kick back and relax
And live life to the max
Cos life is always fine
As long as there is wine..!
You could have been a Contessa
But you came to Canada, to the sea
To live the good life, just like me!
Another birthday, another year
And there’s nothing left to fear
With Graeme by your side
You’re in for a fun ride
So kick back and relax
And live life to the max
Cos life is always fine
As long as there is wine..!
April 23, Sammy D’s b-day….
Happy Birthday dear Samantha
You’re as lean as a panther
As pretty as a peach,
The shiniest pebble on the beach!
But what I like best
Is that above all the rest
With your kindness and laughter
You’re the friend we’re all after!
It’s your thirty-third year,
So let out a loud cheer!
Celebrate friends and good times
With a barrel of wine!
You’re as lean as a panther
As pretty as a peach,
The shiniest pebble on the beach!
But what I like best
Is that above all the rest
With your kindness and laughter
You’re the friend we’re all after!
It’s your thirty-third year,
So let out a loud cheer!
Celebrate friends and good times
With a barrel of wine!
April 01, Soph’s birthday!
When Sophie was thirty
She was full of life, and flirty!
But wanted a change of pace
So off to Canada she did race!
9 months down the line,
Still having a whale of a time
She turns 31
And can look back at all the fun
Early thirties, so far great,
And with her very best mate
Will make her 31st year
Full of much adventure and good cheer!
So happy birthday my friend
I hope the fun times never end,
And when we’re old and reminiscing,
We’ll know there was nothing we were missing!
She was full of life, and flirty!
But wanted a change of pace
So off to Canada she did race!
9 months down the line,
Still having a whale of a time
She turns 31
And can look back at all the fun
Early thirties, so far great,
And with her very best mate
Will make her 31st year
Full of much adventure and good cheer!
So happy birthday my friend
I hope the fun times never end,
And when we’re old and reminiscing,
We’ll know there was nothing we were missing!
23 March - Deawun’s goodnight ‘story’
Dearest thing, all sore and in pain,
With a girlfriend who suggests just gargling again!
But do not worry, for tomorrow will soon be here,
And once again you may be full of good cheer
You have a call back, what fun, and for mustard no less!
An audition like this could really be a test
Especially tomorrow, with a throat so sore
So drug yourself up, go to sleep, and snore…!
With a girlfriend who suggests just gargling again!
But do not worry, for tomorrow will soon be here,
And once again you may be full of good cheer
You have a call back, what fun, and for mustard no less!
An audition like this could really be a test
Especially tomorrow, with a throat so sore
So drug yourself up, go to sleep, and snore…!
23 March – Deawun has a sore throat….
I knew a man called Deawun
Whose throat was sore as hell
But after gargling with some cum
He almost felt quite well!
Whose throat was sore as hell
But after gargling with some cum
He almost felt quite well!
16 March 2009 – Les Mis tickets!
May I suggest, if you’re in the mood
That I pay you back, on Wednesday, with food?
And later on, as the evening unfurls
I could get naked, and let you play with the girls..
That I pay you back, on Wednesday, with food?
And later on, as the evening unfurls
I could get naked, and let you play with the girls..
27 February 2009 – Deawun Birthday
Another Year Older
You can cry on my shoulder
Or feel me and be dirty
Then you’ll be less than 30!
You can cry on my shoulder
Or feel me and be dirty
Then you’ll be less than 30!
14 February 2009 – Valentines
I’d never imagined
Such a thing could have happened
Travelling to Canada – so far!
And meeting you – my shining star!
Dearest Ronald Dean Wunsch
You make me happy as punch
With your unique little ways
It gives me pleasure to say
You made 2008, a little more great
As for 2009…
……enough, time to drink wine!
Ok, so I’m not a poet
And I sure do know it
But if I’ve made you smile,
It was worth my while!
Such a thing could have happened
Travelling to Canada – so far!
And meeting you – my shining star!
Dearest Ronald Dean Wunsch
You make me happy as punch
With your unique little ways
It gives me pleasure to say
You made 2008, a little more great
As for 2009…
……enough, time to drink wine!
Ok, so I’m not a poet
And I sure do know it
But if I’ve made you smile,
It was worth my while!
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